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The fight isn't over for Captain James Hook. Read more: What kind of compliments have you received on this outfit. Don't mess with me man, I'm a solo. But what really scared me was the fact that he only had one hand and the other one was a hook!!. Twilight Sparkle: Well, in that case. squealing with delight ~ Laurie {a. What about a penis that's behind boxers, which in turn, is behind caballeros. If you have nothing to hide. Rarity: Is there something I can help you with. Move 'em on down!.
Can't you just picture it? Moi, stepping out in a stunning new gown at the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot! I did make it myself. Thank you so much for asking. You want to help me more? Oh, aren't you the sweetest thing? This shouldn't take long at all. Can't you see Rarity is trying to concentrate? Applejack: What do you think she's makin'? Twilight Sparkle: Looks like a dress. Applejack: Well, that makes sense. Since this is a dressmaker's shop and all. Rarity: Is there something I can help you with? Twilight Sparkle: Oh, so very sorry to trouble you, Rarity, but I need a quick favor. Could you please fix the button for me? It's my dress for the Grand Galloping Gala. Rarity: Oh, no, no, no! You can't wear this... You need a glamorous new outfit for the Gala and I'll make it for you. No problem at all. It will be my pleasure! Twilight Sparkle: Oh, that's really sweet of you to offer, Rarity, but I can't let you do that. It would be so much work. This dress is fine. I insist on making you a new dress. Rarity: Not another word! I won't take no for an answer. Twilight Sparkle: Well, in that case... Thank you for your generosity, Rarity. Knowing your handiwork, I'm sure it will be absolutely beautiful. Rarity: Let me guess, Applejack. You don't want a new gown either. I was just gonna wear my old work duds. Rarity: You can't possibly be serious, Applejack! You absolutely must wear formal attire. Rarity: What if I just spruce up your... Since you're up for it and all. Just don't make them too... Rainbow Dash: Look out below! I'll make you an outfit for the Gala too, Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash: Outfit for the what now? Rarity: I'll make one for you and you and all of you. And of course Pinkie and Fluttershy too. Oh, and when I'm done, we can hold our very own fashion show! Twilight Sparkle: What a great idea! If you're sure you can handle it. Rarity: Oh, it'll be a little bit of work, but it will be a wonderful boost for my business. Rainbow Dash: Oh, I love fun things! Rarity: Then it's settled. We'll have a fashion show starring us. Applejack: So all you have to do is make a different, stunning, original, amazing outfit for one, two, three, four, five... You make it sound as if it's going to be hard. Something brash, perhaps quite fetching Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die? Making sure it fits forelock and crest Don't forget some magic in the dress Even though it rides high on the flank Rainbow won't look like a tank I'm stitching Rainbow's dress Piece by piece, snip by snip Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip Thread by thread, primmed and pressed Yard by yard, never stressed And that's the art of the dress! Okay, you can look now! What do you think of your old duds now, Applejack? Pretty swanky, are they not? I made this dress for you and I designed each outfit theme to perfectly reflect each pony's unique personality. Oh, it took me forever to get the colors right on this one, Rainbow Dash, but I did it. Oh, and it turned out beautiful, don't you think? And I know you are going to love yours, Fluttershy. It just sings spring! And Pinkie Pie, look! Aren't they all amazing? Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they're... Applejack: They sure are... Pinkie Pie: I love something! Something is my favorite! Rarity: But what's the matter? Don't you like them? Twilight Sparkle: They're very nice... Applejack: And we're plumb grateful 'cause you worked so hard on them. Rainbow Dash: Mine's just not as cool as I was imagining. Twilight Sparkle: I guess what we're all saying is that they're just not what we had in mind. There's plenty more where that came from. They were only a first pass. You're my friends and I want you to be 110% satisfied. Not to worry, I'll redo them. You don't have to do that. Rarity: I want them to be better than just fine. I want you to think they're absolutely perfect. Applejack: Are you sure? I mean, we wouldn't wanna impose. Rarity: Oh, it's no imposition. Twilight Sparkle: Well, in that case... Thank you again, Rarity. Rarity: What have I gotten myself into? You wanted to see me, Rarity? Your new-new gown's ready. I completely revised it and I know you're going to love it. What do you think? Rarity: Oh, you're just saying that. Rarity: If you don't like it, you should just tell me. Fluttershy: Oh, but I do like it. Rarity: Like it or love it? Rarity: Which is it? Fluttershy: Please stop asking me this, I... Rarity: Well, just tell me what you really think. Fluttershy: No, that's okay... Rarity: Tell me, tell me, tell-me-tell-me-tell-me! Since you really wanna know... Twilight Sparkle: Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four. Even if my fabric choice was perfect Gotta get them all done by tonight Pinkie Pie, that color's too obtrusive Wait until you see it in the light I'm sewing them together! Rarity: Well, I think... Pinkie Pie: Do it! Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call Brings a whole new revision Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor. Fluttershy: French haute couture, please. Applejack: What if it rains? Pinkie Pie: More balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. Oh wait, I know. Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this? Rarity: Streamers it is. Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too? Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool. Rarity: Do you not like the color? Rainbow Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler. Rarity: Do you not like the shape? Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... It needs to be about 20% cooler. Piece by piece, snip by snip Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed Yard by yard, always stressed And that's the art of the dress! These are the ugliest dresses I've ever made. I did exactly what each of you asked for. Now don't hold back. Let me know what you really think. Twilight Sparkle: Oh my! Rainbow Dash: It's cool! Applejack: Why, they're the best duds I ever did see. All: It's exactly what I asked for! Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, Rarity. Pinkie Pie: Are you as happy with them as we are? I'm just relieved to finally be done. Spike: You are never gonna believe this! You've heard of Hoity Toity? Twilight Sparkle: The bigwig fashion hotshot in Canterlot? He heard about your fashion show. Well, maybe I happened to mention it to him... He's coming here all the way from Canterlot to see your work, Rarity! You could sell a ton o' dresses to this guy. Your business will be boomin'! Rainbow Dash: That's so cool! Pinkie Pie: I don't believe it! To see THESE dresses? Get ready for all of your dreams to come true. Your friends like their outfits and so will he. That means the show's starting. Patiently waiting decades -- no, centuries -- for the perfect pony gown. Today, at long last, Equestria, your wait is over! Let's hear it for the breathtaking designs of Ponyville's own Rarity! Twilight Sparkle: Oh dear. Rainbow Dash: You think we overdid it? Hoity Toity: Oh, those amateurish designs look like a piled-on mishmash of everything but a kitchen sink! It's a travesty is what it is. Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever seen, oh for shame. Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these horrors? Not to mention wasting my valuable time. Spike: Come on out and take a bow, Rarity. You worked really hard for this. You okay in there? You haven't come out for days. Rarity: I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony. I used to be respected. But now everypony is laughing at me. I'm nothing but a laughing stock! Rainbow Dash: She kind of is. Come on out and talk to us. I vant to be alone! I want to wallow in... Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me, I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do? Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything! Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this. Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady! Twilight Sparkle: She only has one cat. Pinkie Pie: Give her time. I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go to exile? Are you supposed to pack warm? Hang on, you poor dear! How dare you strand my poor Opal in a tree? Rainbow Dash: Well, how else were we gonna get you out here to show you this? Rarity: What is it? Applejack: Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge of sewing. Fluttershy: Do you like it? She doesn't like it. Rarity: No, I don't like it. All except Rarity: Awwww... Rarity: I love it! All except Rarity: Yay! Rarity: You ponies did an amazing job. It's exactly the way I imagined it. Fluttershy: We just followed your brilliant design. Twilight Sparkle: Like we should have let you do for our outfits. Those first dresses you designed were perfect. Pinkie Pie: We're so super sorry. Rainbow Dash: You worked really hard to make our dresses exactly the way we wanted them. We all saw how well that turned out. Rarity: Oh, I forgive you. Applejack: Well, that's mighty big of you. Rarity: But my whole career is still ruined! Twilight Sparkle: Maybe not. Hoity Toity: All right, I haven't got all day. Hoity Toity: Take two. Oh, this can't be the same designer. And I suddenly have a fierce craving for some Dutch apple pie, candied apples on a stick, apple turnovers, apple cobbler... All of these dresses are absolutely amazing. Step forward, show yourself! Rarity: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much! Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia, This week, my very talented friend Rarity learned that if you try to please everypony, you often times end up pleasing nopony, especially yourself. And I learned this: when somepony offers to do you a favor, like making you a beautiful dress, you shouldn't be overly critical of something generously given to you. In other words, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. Would you do me the great honor of allowing me to feature your couture in my Best of the Best Boutique in Canterlot?
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